If you've been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you're new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on 'The Absurd Sign Project' or 'Weird Signs.'
This time, however, let's take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits 'No Safety Smoking First' and 'Don't Open Dead Inside.'
These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!
#1 Heal Thy Burgers
Image credits: Jimbuscus
#2 Is It Now?
Image credits: teacher400
#3 Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible
Image credits: DivinityOfHeart
#4 Le Tits Now
Image credits: swavmirj
#5 Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?
Image credits: herooftime2004
#6 How The Hell Do You Open This Door?
Image credits: Some--Idiot
#7 Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa
Image credits: nuyirnumi
#8 They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots
Image credits: jtimester
#9 Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes
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#10 Combat Loneliness
Image credits: NullOfficer
#11 What
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#12 Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(
Image credits: losrockster
#13 Eliminating Women Empowering Racism
Image credits: Efarm12
#14 Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. ?
Image credits: mochalipgloss
#15 Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)
Image credits: CrazyPl0x
#16 Sbren Sbeve
Image credits: Matuliss
#17 We Don't Care. Stop
Image credits: Sigvard08
#18 Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up
Image credits: DoctorWhy75
#19 Never Do Your Best Quit
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#20 Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win
Image credits: jfbchelsea
#21 Cheating Garage All Must Go!
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#22 Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?
Image credits: GemStoned23
#23 My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And
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#24 Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood
Image credits: cmbyd
#25 Ask About Mud Me My Flaps
Image credits: Erduck96
#26 ...what
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#27 Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard
Image credits: MantaTeam
#28 Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad
Image credits: GroovinApple
#29 Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:
Image credits: Vast_Statement5699
#30 I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go
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#31 Made South In Africa
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#32 Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A
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#33 ...a Month Lasts Forever
Image credits: Economog
#34 Jesus Is Christ Lord
Image credits: 01buickparkavenue
#35 Always Forgotten, Remembered Never
Image credits: Sweetest_Potato
#36 If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play
Image credits: tobalvigna
#37 To Be Clever
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#38 Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?
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#39 Suddenly... Hairstylist
Image credits: ShlappaDaBass
#40 Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!
Image credits: Anonymous120512
#41 Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For
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#42 Nach
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#43 Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books
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#44 They You What Will You
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#45 Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea
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#46 Please Entrance, Keep Clear!
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#47 Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?
Image credits: Nanniiiii
#48 What Melt About Waffle?
Image credits: Underyx
#49 Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself
Image credits: Sudadbetch
#50 This Physically Hurts Me
Image credits: Imagine-_-Wagons